Current sexuality:
A healthy mix of wanting to go skinny dipping in Chris Pine’s eyes and the intense desire to have Gal Gadot teach me why men are not necessary for pleasure.
this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy
@glassofwhiskey: So, I saw these beauty yesterday while I was walking around the Sony lot. My good god I have missed her. Such good times we had together. The door was locked and I felt really sad that I didn’t have the key.
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Once again, children: THINK BEFORE YOU INK.
I see your Mighty Ducks tattoo, Austin Pettis. pic.twitter.com/YC61gkCozf
— Dave StarWarsSequels (@DaveLozo)October 14, 2014
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