January 2012
Paul F. Tompkins: Hubris!: It begins with... →
carolineeand:
paulftompkins:
Tumblr, I want to like you. I am determined to do so, in fact. I am already on board with your name, even the missing letter! Shine-on-you-crazy-diamond and so on. But I wanted to add a fancy background to my page and you won’t let me.
Look, I know we’ve only just met, but you need to know this…
Paul Friend/Funny Tompkins is on Tumblr. Follow him? Yes, you...
December 2011
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Off the boat, tooling around Charleston for the day. Very tan, very relaxed, very ready to go home. My cousin had her baby on Wednesday and I can’t wait to meet her tomorrow!
Why oh why did I ever leave Charleston? It’s beautiful here today!
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Obama got his Christmas wish and made boehner his bitch.
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Let's Vote on Minnesota Senate Republican Leader...
When the Republicans of Minnesota campaigned in the 2010 midterms, their top priority would be jobs and the economy, they told voters.
But after taking power, a funny thing happened. The self-described “socially conservative” Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch decided that what really needed to be done was rewriting the State Constitution to permanently enshrine discrimination in the...
My sister got me hooked on the Scrabble app last weekend. Today I won and my last letters, in this order, were SLUT.
Then I played the c-word (attempted out of sheer frustration for not finding a better word to lay down) and my opponent forfeited less than a minute later.
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Jessica Lange Sam Shepard Split →
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surisburnbook:
What fresh hillbilly hell is this?
The Spelling-McDermotts took their children for a walk on Tuesday, with Dean pushing Stella and Liam in a makeshift stroller called a “wheelbarrow,” according to reports.
Honestly, the pet goat on a leash actually classes up this family.
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Watchthedailywhat:
Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen’s upcoming Larry Charles-helmed comedy, The Dictator.
Based on Zabibah and the King — the romance novel allegedly authored by former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein — the film follows an heroic tyrant “who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.”
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Watchboatfriend:
5000candlesinthewind:
I Wish It Was Christmas Today | SNL S26E21
I played the role of Chris Kattan for this sketch at my high school band pops concert junior year. I don’t remember much of it, mainly because if I focused on what I was doing, I would get dizzy and puke.
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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
wr3n:
Bookmark this link and review it every month.
An excerpt:
Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And remember, it’s...
Watchbrettgelman:
Amazing video from the genius Megan Mullally! HOME FOR ACTRESSES
Also starring the incredible:
Casey Wilson
Elle Kemper
Michaela Watkins
Lake Bell
Aubrey Plaza
Lizzy Caplan
Written and directed by Seth Morris
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Robyn is putting up a great performance on SNL
I’m sick so I couldn’t go to the space camp movie. Also I turned 65 and read the AARP movie during a bubble bath.
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