December 2010
@sesigs
the best part of being done housesitting was coming home to a big box from you! I love love love everything. I think I just blinded myself with the owl, but who cares since it’s so cute! And I love the notepad, but I’m thinking my boss might frown upon me using it at work (which is all the more reason to do just that)!
Thanks! Miss you!
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I need to make champagne cupcakes for tonight, but I’m dinking around online, laying on my parents’ couch, with a dog snoring at my feet.
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HOW-TO WIKI: Prevent a Hangover →
my favorite cure:
I had a dream that the rain melted all of the snow. It’s not good that I’ve got spring on the mind just because it smelled like it the other day.
Melty melty!
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time for a bubble bath. I’ll be done housesitting after tomorrow night, and I need to take advantage of this jacuzzi. And you better believe I’m skipping out on work early tomorrow.
Dear Coke Talk: On new years eve. →
dearcoketalk:
What’s up with the collective disinterest in NYE this year? A shared coming of age for those claiming to be newly minted as mature? “It’s a recession, yo” (hardly seems to be the case with economic success to the few at all-time highs)?
It’s almost January, mid 60s and sunny (my half-hearted…
You wanna know why everyone is collectively disinterested in New Years...
“You can build a machine to replicate the same repetitive motions we perform five...”
– No Machine Can Do My Job As Resentfully As I Can | The Onion (via boomd)
“nah its cool. we wont again. take care. i dont deal well with drama”
– funny how you say that when you instigate it.
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my cell phone is the kind that lives in the purgatory between just a phone and a smart phone. ever since getting it, everytime I went on tumblr, there was a heading on top of the page that said I needed to update my browser to something like firefox or chrome, which doesn’t work on my phone.
Today it wouldn’t even let me sign into Tumblr.
I was afraid I wasn’t going to see Scrooged this holiday season. Thanks, AMC!
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Fell asleep in church.
hummingnerd:
Merry Christmas.
I think my mom finally gave up on trying to get my family to church on Christmas because we inevitably fell asleep, and my sister and I were like the Rivers on the Red Carpet - just being completely snarky and laughing at people.
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“youuuu are awesome.
yoouuuu are god.
yooouu are an awesome god”
– I dozed off during the Criminal Minds marathon and woke up to this song on Camp Meeting. There is a ‘rock band’ behind the singers. I can’t stop watching. As a former Catholic, this is NOT church.
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Record broken, broken record: Snow on way →
You know, striving to beat records is overrated. What’s so bad about being average? Below average, even?
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The only good thing about several feet of snow on the ground, sidewalk corners very plowed, and a few inches of snow tonight, is watching all the drunk pedestrians try to maneuver through it all. I saw at least 4 people in snowbanks in a ten minute span.
MNpublius: The Democrats don't need "rebranding,"... →
mnpublius:
Stories like this one make me cringe:
Midway through Philip Rucker and Paul Kane’s story about Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s transition to minority leader comes an interesting bit of news. The California Democrat, vilified by Republicans in the last election, has turned to director…
grow some BALLS
Think the contestants on Million $ Money Drop are...
“First question, choose from Seasons or Time Zones!”
The wife is screaming, “Seasons, ok, springfallsummerwinter. You grew up in Minnesota. Seasons happen there. You like fall. Winter!” while her husband yells “Time zones! Hours! They’re different! There’s a lot of those!” Then they calm down and say, “yeah, we’ll go with...
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I got one of those alarm clocks on wheels the other day for $2.99 at Goodwill. Holy crap. I just put new batteries in and did a test for the alarm. It is going batshit crazy, like R2D2 on ecstasy. It scared the crap out of me 2 minutes after setting it; I doubt I’ll have a problem oversleeping.
Oh and I also got three stocking hangers, originally from Restoration Hardware, for $2.50 each.
Car stolen in St. Paul with baby inside →