January 2012
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argylegiant: fuckyeahjohnmulaney: Mulaney on Conan 1/25/12 Love this guy. Watch his special this weekend because that’s the right thing to do.
Jan 27th
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http://www.savvysugar.com/How-Wake-Up-Fast-21385387... →
Train yourself. Instead of forcing yourself to wake up, train yourself to react instantly by practicing the motions of waking up. During the day, turn your lights off and practice jumping out of the bed as soon as your alarm goes off. Do this repeatedly twice a day for about 10 times until it feels automatic. Shut up, fuck you very much.
Jan 27th
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Rep. Barney Frank getting married →
Congrats, Mr. Frank!!
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Uptown Theater closing for renovation next week |... →
Landmark Theatres will close Minneapolis’ historic Uptown Theater on Jan. 31 and reopen it several months later, after renovating and refurbishing the auditorium.
Jan 26th
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I absolutely love that this HSN bit from the 90’s is the exact same, and just as fun, as when Todd Glass and Chelsea Peretti did it on his podcast last week.
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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rosa—sparks: I am going to say this and I feel really weird about it. Barack Obama is a very, VERY good-looking man. Good heavens.
Jan 26th
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I’m so glad to be back home. Still one or two too many pets, but that’s ok. Instead of shoveling (sorry neighbors!) I deep cleaned my kitchen, and started in on my living room and bedrooms. I just needed it to feel… I don’t know, lighter… in here. My depression and anxiety feels tangible and I just want to scrub it away.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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I really feel like shit and really just want to be in my own bed, in my own house, cuddling my own pet.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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“As we mark the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, we must remember that this...”
– President Obama’s statement on the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade (via barackobama)
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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I didn't think we would top Bachmann on the GOP...
aatombomb: But supporting Newt as an “anti-establishment” candidate trumps Bachmann and Palin combined, hands down. His family values are just so strong though!
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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indigent mindset of belligerent silence: I know... →
internet-justice: and they mostly talk about the things they won’t be able to watch or listen to, but it’s much more serious than that. You will be punished for any copyrighted you share, even if it’s accidental (That means that all of those recording artist that got started by singing…
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Once you go Mac, you never go back.
Computer recommendations by Sara.
Jan 20th
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jesus—walks replied to your post: Hormonal much? I almost just started crying in… I know I shouldn’t think it’s funny, but I thought it was. :/ It got a little less not-funny when I found out it is only a temporary outage. Then it got hilarious because when i turned around and headed to the registers, I saw a kid throw a tantrum and run himself over with his mini-cart. I loved his...
Jan 20th
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“Girls go for personality in a man and justify their looks, guys go for looks in...”
– Pete Holmes and/or Sarah Silverman and/or Chelsea Peretti
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jen Kirkman - comedian: What I Would Have Said... →
“So, I’m asking you journalist and radio show hosts – talk to THE DUDES about women in comedy.  Let’s change the conversation.  The articles have already been written anyway and they’re all fucking boring.  I’m asking you dudes in comedy, my friends, to please be like Nirvana and don’t just silently agree with us but keep bringing us girlfriends of yours on the road with you, keep casting us...
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Hormonal much? I almost just started crying in Trader Joe’s because my cranberry juice is out of stock.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I’m too cold to get out of bed - how can I be expected to go outside?
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“I always say, if you are homophobic, you better be positive you’re right....”
– Todd Glass Comes Out As Gay On ‘WTF With Marc Maron’
Jan 18th
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I'm just going to scrawl "My specialness is not...
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Jan 18th
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“Depression in the clinical sense is a really hard... →
“Depression in the clinical sense is a really hard thing for people to empathize with. There’s this bootstraps approach, like, “Why don’t you get out of bed and get a job! It’s all up to you.” But that isn’t for everyone. There is a time when you realize: “Whoa, you’re sick just as if your leg was rotting off.” David Foster Wallace is a hero of mine, and I read an interview with his wife...
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Good lord. The Todd Glass WTF interview is... →
Jan 17th
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